Wish to gift humour this Raksha Bandhan? Browse through our collection of funny phrases and share them with your loved ones.

Rakhi Jokes

Raksha Bandhan, one of the sacred festivals of India, celebrates the immaculate love between a brother and a sister. The ritual starts with performing an aarti, and then the sisters apply tilak on their brothers’ forehead. At the end, sisters tie a sacred knot known as rakhi around their brothers’ wrist. On the other hand, brothers make a promise to protect them from all the evils of life. Moreover, they present a gift to their sisters. What next? Just like others, do you also end the day with simple conversation with your family? Why not make it interesting and humorous? After all it is the day of the most mischievous pair on earth: ‘brother and sister’. Look for some jokes on Raksha Bandhan and fill the day with laughter and giggles. Probably, the other members would also start sharing their jokes, but yes, every joke should be based on Raksha Bandhan only. It will be a memorable day for you and all your family members. So, are you ready for fun? Read on the list of jokes presented here.

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne uski doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti Thi,
Hansti thi Bhagati Thi,
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
Woh mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen,
to turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai!
Janhit Mai Jaari!

Dil ki baat dil me mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I Love You kehna.
Agar woh gusse mein aa jaye to darna mat..
Rakhi nikalna aur kahana… pyari bahana milte rehna…

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek jhakkas item tere ko RAKHI pehna gayi….

Yu to hai hum Brahmchari
Per ladki Dikhi to Aankh mari
Pat gai to Hamari varna......
Rakhi ki hai taiyaari

Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

Aankho mein “Sharafat”
Chaal mein “Najakat”
Dil mein “Sachchai”
Aur chahre mein “Safai”
Phir kyon na bole har ladki aapko “Bhai”.

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazaar Mile,
Mujhse Bhi Achcha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe RAKHI,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…

Saawan ka mausam tha, poonam ki raat thi,
Mein uske paas tha, woh mere karib thi,
Phir woh mere paas aayi, aur thodi si ghabraayi,
Jab maine uska haath pakada, toh woh thodi si sharmaayi,
Usne kaha aaj hum, aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye,
Jise duniya ki, koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaza, lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua, woh batana bhi mushkil tha
Usne mera haath, haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo, ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya,
Woh Saawan ka mausam, woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Rakhi ka tyohar tha,
Rakhi bandhne ko bhai taiyar tha,
Bhai bola behna meri,
Ab toh rakhi bandh do,
Bahna boli,
Kalai peechhe karo,
Pahle rupae hazaar do.

Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai

Jokes are the tools to spread happiness and laughter, which enhances when shared with family members. So, pick any of these and boost the mood.